Process Stories (4.7)
Bartlet: You're young, Charlie. Don't you want to be having fun right now?
Charlie: Yes, sir. But I work for you.
Bartlet: I get that a lot.
Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics (1.21)
Margaret: Want to hear a joke?
Leo: Uh... Okay.
Margaret: You know why they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
Margaret: 'Cause in France, one egg is 'un oeuf'.
Bartlet: I love doing this.
Charlie: Filing tax returns?
Charlie: I was just thinking about the plurality of Americans who made the decision to pull a lever that had your name next to it.
Laurie: Tell your friend POTUS he's got a funny name, and he should learn how to ride a bicycle.
Sam Seaborn: I would, but he's not my friend; he's my boss. It's not his name, it's his title.
Sam Seaborn: President of the United States. I'll call ya.